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Really kids of today?
You’re going to let a FACEBOOK page make you sad?
I’m not talking about the cyber bullying here – I can see how that can make a person depressed – I’m talking about how kids are getting all broken down just because some person has more friends than you, or makes a status about what a great time they had at a sleepover.
Hey, guess what? They probably don’t even know 90 % of the people on that stupid list. They get a friend request? “SURE RANDOM STRANGER WHO IS THIRTY YEARS OLDER THAN ME, I’LL ADD YOU.”
Does that look like a good choice to you? Because if it does, you need to go back to the first grade and learn about stranger danger.
And why should you be upset if someone makes a status update about how they had a wonderful time with a friend? In fact, let’s make this a scenario.
A friend of yours posts up an update. It says, “Movies with Jane Doe and Mary Sue was soooo fun! We should do it again sometime! 🙂 ” Do you:
A.) Acknowledge the fact they had a good time and move on.
B.) Jokingly ask why you weren’t invited to start a conversation.
C.) Make plans to join the group and watch a movie at another time.
D.) Have a fit and drag yourself to the nearest corner before assuming the fetal position and repeatedly murmuring, “I am loved, I am loved, I am loved…”
You know, maybe I’m just being a major jerk wad about this whole thing, but I just can’t get my head around this concept. Why should it matter that someone over the internet has more “friends” than you? For those of you who burn in the sunlight from being inside so much, there is a way to socialize outside of facebook.
Does spending most of your time obsessing over friend requests make you a better person? Obviously, no. In the end, that’s not going to shape up your identity (ah, there’s the keyword). Sure people can tell you that you’re stupid and ugly, but just because they say that doesn’t mean you will become that. It might impact who you are, but in the end, it’s up to you whether you want to change to fit their expectations or not.
For instance, let’s say you spend all your spare time at the local animal shelter. Every weekend you go to the soup kitchen to feed the homeless. Now let’s put a Dumb Butt McJerkface (a.k.a the harshest insult known to man) into the equation. This Dumb Butt McJerkface swaggers over to you and calls you a horrible person as Dumb Butt McJerkfaces often do. There’s a large chance that you will not suddenly walk over to the nearest, most adorable puppy and punt it across the country. If you do, please submit yourself to science so that they may research.