Halloween time already? Break out the candy vans!
Please don’t take that seriously.
Anyways, I’ve always trick-or-treated on Halloween. I’m running out of costume options, though. By now I’ve discarded all of the older ones because they don’t fit me anymore so now I’m stuck with all my normal looking clothes and I don’t feel like making a sarcastic costume. You know, that one shirt that just says costume on it? Yeah. I don’t roll that way, brother.
When I was younger, I was Mulan every year.
Every single year.
I mean, what other Disney princess could I dress up as? I don’t have pretty blue eyes and fair blonde hair like Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella or whatever. Mulan was the only princess I looked like. Actually, I don’t think it would’ve mattered anyways because Mulan is my favorite regardless of appearance.
Whereas other princesses would be cowering in the corner like any average damsel in distress, Mulan picks up her sword, throws her arms back and yells, “COME AT ME, BRO.”
Also, I just thought of something.
Why is it they barely play the Halloween special movies anymore?
Like on Cartoon Network or Disney, they usually show Scary Godmother or Nightmare Before Christmas a couple of times in the weeks before Halloween, but this year I’ve only seen them played once. Instead they’re playing some Fred movie or whatever and some other movie that I can’t be bothered to remember.
Am I the only one that sees this as completely unacceptable?
It’s like…having Christmas without watching Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer!
Or-or Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!
OR THE SPONGEBOB CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
I’m going to have to cut this entry short so I can go channel surfing now…