This is a Post about Halloween

Halloween time already? Break out the candy vans!

They're labeled for your convenience.

Please don’t take that seriously.

Anyways, I’ve always trick-or-treated on Halloween. I’m running out of costume options, though. By now I’ve discarded all of the older ones because they don’t fit me anymore so now I’m stuck with all my normal looking clothes and I don’t feel like making a sarcastic costume. You know, that one shirt that just says costume on it? Yeah. I don’t roll that way, brother.

S'right. I'm lookin' at YOU.

When I was younger, I was Mulan every year.

Every single year.

I mean, what other Disney princess could I dress up as? I don’t have pretty blue eyes and fair blonde hair like Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella or whatever. Mulan was the only princess I looked like. Actually, I don’t think it would’ve mattered anyways because Mulan is my favorite regardless of appearance.

Whereas other princesses would be cowering in the corner like any average damsel in distress, Mulan picks up her sword, throws her arms back and yells, “COME AT ME, BRO.”

Not really. But you have to admit, that WOULD be awesome.

Also, I just thought of something.

Why is it they barely play the Halloween special movies anymore?

Like on Cartoon Network or Disney, they usually show Scary Godmother or Nightmare Before Christmas a couple of times in the weeks before Halloween, but this year I’ve only seen them played once. Instead they’re playing some Fred movie or whatever and some other movie that I can’t be bothered to remember.

Am I the only one that sees this as completely unacceptable?

It’s like…having Christmas without watching Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer!

Blasphemy.

Or-or Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

Blasphemy!

OR THE SPONGEBOB CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

I’m going to have to cut this entry short so I can go channel surfing now…

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15 responses to “This is a Post about Halloween

  1. Dude I completely agree on the tv specials. There has been none whatsoever! (I LOVE GRANDMA). How peculiar! But yeah… that van was sketchy bro.

  2. Amen sister. What happened to today’s society? I remember those Goosebump movies (I actually didn’t like those though…..) and once, The Ring was on. I was too scared, so I would watch a show, go back to The Ring, wait for a scary part and change back before it got there.

    My brother would not watch scary stuff with Paul (other brother) and me, but he would watch it ALONE at like 5 o’clock. Next morning, he would tell me how it goes. T.T

  3. Cartoon Network barely plays any good shows anymore.

  4. I agree. I remember watching 20402 halloween movies the week before. Now, I go on TV and I see nothing\:
    Great post,again !(:
    (& I wish I got to see you as Mulan) ]:<

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