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This is a Post about Spring Break

Hey guys!

So guess who did absolutely nothing for spring break?

Did you say me? Huh? Didya? Cause you’re right if you did! …and stupid if you didn’t.

Just kidding. I still love you, even with your slightly lower than average intelligence.

Okay, I’m gonna stop with the stupid jokes now in case I insult someone and the internet police come and arrest me.

"I swear I didn't mean it officer!"

So like I said earlier, I had a completely uneventful spring break. I didn’t really live that week, just kinda existed. You know, sleep, wake up, eat, sleep again. That’s it.

No trips. No appointments. No accidents.


Just sleep.

I would sleep from 5 in the morning till 6 in the evening and then wake up. And after I woke up, I would roll over and sleep some more. If I didn’t need to do things like use the bathroom, I’m pretty sure I would have undergone a week of pure hibernation.

Livin' the dream.

And yeah.

That’s pretty much it.

I mean, I can’t really write about sleeping. It’s just…sleeping. I didn’t even dream anything interesting, that’s how boring it was. I just sleep for like thirteen hours straight, passed out like a rock. It’s fantastic though.

So I’ll just leave this here.




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