So guess who did absolutely nothing for spring break?
Did you say me? Huh? Didya? Cause you’re right if you did! …and stupid if you didn’t.
Just kidding. I still love you, even with your slightly lower than average intelligence.
Okay, I’m gonna stop with the stupid jokes now in case I insult someone and the internet police come and arrest me.
So like I said earlier, I had a completely uneventful spring break. I didn’t really live that week, just kinda existed. You know, sleep, wake up, eat, sleep again. That’s it.
No trips. No appointments. No accidents.
I would sleep from 5 in the morning till 6 in the evening and then wake up. And after I woke up, I would roll over and sleep some more. If I didn’t need to do things like use the bathroom, I’m pretty sure I would have undergone a week of pure hibernation.
That’s pretty much it.
I mean, I can’t really write about sleeping. It’s just…sleeping. I didn’t even dream anything interesting, that’s how boring it was. I just sleep for like thirteen hours straight, passed out like a rock. It’s fantastic though.
So I’ll just leave this here.